Robby Berman—lead and background vocals, acoustic guitar, electric guitars, claps, drums, cowbell, bass, piano, organ

(All instruments in italics are software instruments played from a keyboard.)

© 2009 Robby Berman

He knows where I work

He knows where I shop

My idiot friend.

He knows when I go out

And when I come back in

My idiot friend.

He and I go back

Go back to way back when

I try to get away

It seems I never can.

The games he wants to play

From when I was a kid

They hardly make much sense

They maybe never did.

If I’m feeling good

He asks am I sure

My idiot friend

He’d rather see me sweat

What hasn’t happened yet

My idiot friend.

Stealing like a shadow

He comes from behind

Preying on a weakness

He knows that he’ll find

Taking me to school

‘Til l’m down on my knees

I’m sorry to say

The idiot’s me.

Always on my shoulder

My idiot friend

Whispers in my ear

My idiot, idiot

Eye of the beholder

My idiot friend

Worry, doubt, and fear

My idiot, idiot.

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na-na.

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na-na.

He’s always got advice

Advice I shouldn’t take

He’s always got it wrong

I never get a break.

He says that only fools

Go lightly through a day

That worrying will keep

The ugly stuff away.

Attempt to preempt

What cannot be controlled

My idiot friend

A recipe for fools

That it’s time for letting go

My idiot friend.

Always on my shoulder

My idiot friend

Whispers in my ear

My idiot, idiot

Eye of the beholder

My idiot friend

Worry, doubt, and fear

My idiot, idiot.

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na-na.

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na-na.